More Laughs - - We Could Use A few Of These

There is so much stress in our lives today. It's a good thing to take a few minutes to laugh! They (I never really know who "They" are, but anyway they say we need to have a good laugh several times a day along with our several hugs a day, to be happy and healthy. Here's my contribution to making you happy, and healthy. Peggy

Laugh Lines: Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien

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Published: September 23, 2007

JAY LENO

President Bush has tapped retired federal judge Michael Mukasey to replace Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. Conservatives in Washington say Mukasey is a real law-and-order guy. To which Bush said, “He was on that TV show, too?”

They say one of the items O. J. was trying to get back was the suit he wore to court the day he was acquitted of murder. O. J. calls it his lucky suit. Apparently, Phil Spector wanted to borrow it.

CONAN O’BRIEN

Today, the director of national intelligence asked Congress to expand the government’s power to read people’s e-mails and spy on their phone conversations. The intelligence director admitted he got the idea from the New England Patriots.

Earlier tonight, the Democratic Presidential candidates took part in a debate sponsored by the senior citizens’ group AARP. It was just like the other debates, except the moderator asked the same question over and over.

Yesterday during a speech, Jesse Jackson criticized Barack Obama and said Obama’s been “acting like he’s white.” Obama said Jackson’s comments were hurtful and they completely ruined his night at the Jimmy Buffett concert.

This is not a paid post. Just thought it was funny.